When the economy collapses in the USA, the people go shopping!

In Greece, with the economy collapsing, the people attempt to push through barricades where their political leaders are meeting:

In the US, with the economy collapsing, the people attempt to push through barricades at Victoria’s Secret to buy panties:

In Spain, with the economy collapsing, the people take to the streets in desperation, where clashes with police break out over austerity cuts:

In the US, with the economy collapsing, the people take to Walmart, where clashes with police break out over cut price deals on plastic cell phones:

In Italy, with the economy collapsing, the people line the streets, threatening to rise up against the elite bankers that have usurped their government:

In the US, with the economy collapsing, the people line up outside K-Mart and Best Buy, threatenting to shoot and stab each other over ipads:

Need I go on?
Didn’t think so.